Subtlety be damned!  You find a hammer and smash her diary open.  It makes a bit of a commotion and a moment later she opens the door and looks at both of you with the hate and fury that only an angsty teenage girl can summon.

“MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! THEY BROKE MY DIARY!!!!!!!!” she screams and runs downstairs.

Things escalated quickly.  Your mom is called and you are both grounded.  You are under orders to ride your bike home IMMEDIATELY and not leave your room for the rest of the weekend.  It’s a shame, you didn’t get a chance to read more than a few words, and they were really boring.  You’ll never do that again.

THE END – try again.