{"id":8653,"date":"2018-12-30T21:52:50","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T03:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?page_id=8653"},"modified":"2018-12-30T21:52:50","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T03:52:50","slug":"uranus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/uranus\/","title":{"rendered":"Uranus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhen you gotta gotta go, and it\u2019s really gonna flow, think of Uraaaaanuuuus,\u201d you sing the catchy jingle that you\u2019ve heard over and over on the interspace radio station ads under your breath, and set a course to penetrate it\u2019s atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p>However, after using the facilities, you remember there&#8217;s nothing else exciting about Uranus so you vacate the proximity before it starts to stink.&nbsp; The time you&#8217;re having, that is.&nbsp; Oddly enough, the planet is quite pristine, as if it was bleached regularly.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/uranus\/' data-title='Uranus' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/uranus\/' data-title='Uranus' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/uranus\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhen you gotta gotta go, and it\u2019s really gonna flow, think of Uraaaaanuuuus,\u201d you sing the catchy jingle that you\u2019ve heard over and over on the interspace radio station ads under your breath, and set a course to penetrate it\u2019s atmosphere. However, after using the facilities, you remember there&#8217;s nothing else exciting about Uranus so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PaUhDu-2fz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8653"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8654,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8653\/revisions\/8654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}