{"id":8663,"date":"2018-12-30T22:22:19","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T04:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?page_id=8663"},"modified":"2018-12-30T22:22:19","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T04:22:19","slug":"milky-way","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/milky-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Milky Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another friggin&#8217; chocolate galaxy.&nbsp; It a wonder the space obesity problem isn&#8217;t even MORE rampant.&nbsp; You look down at the ground longingly, but have JUST enough restraint to turn back to your ship.&nbsp; As you take off, you go to the mess hall and eat a ration bar instead.&nbsp; It tastes like a mixture of space hay and drywall mud.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels,&#8221; you lie to yourself wistfully.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/milky-way\/' data-title='Milky Way' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/milky-way\/' data-title='Milky Way' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/milky-way\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another friggin&#8217; chocolate galaxy.&nbsp; It a wonder the space obesity problem isn&#8217;t even MORE rampant.&nbsp; You look down at the ground longingly, but have JUST enough restraint to turn back to your ship.&nbsp; As you take off, you go to the mess hall and eat a ration bar instead.&nbsp; It tastes like a mixture of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PaUhDu-2fJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8663"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8664,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8663\/revisions\/8664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}