{"id":13297,"date":"2025-04-14T05:41:37","date_gmt":"2025-04-14T11:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=13297"},"modified":"2025-04-14T05:41:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T11:41:38","slug":"poop-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/14\/poop-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What else would a normal person do at 430am whilst on round 2 of colonoscopy prep but catch up on blog writing?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-1014x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13301\" width=\"426\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-1014x1024.jpg 1014w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-297x300.jpg 297w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-768x775.jpg 768w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-50x50.jpg 50w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-1521x1536.jpg 1521w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-88x88.jpg 88w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-900x909.jpg 900w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4-1280x1292.jpg 1280w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-4.jpg 1760w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">530am one month ago waiting on a plan, now waiting on poops<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>I mean, after that sickly sweet cherry flavored &#8220;gonna poop myself&#8221; drink and being up most of the night anyway with allergies?  It just makes sense to write something in my delirious state killing time between bathroom breaks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soooooo&#8230; yeah, that super rough March went pretty much as expected and more.  I posted my last missive right before we left for GDC.  It was actually a great experience, both professionally and personally, but kinda took a toll.  We stayed in a room &#8211; the first few nights &#8211; with other major quirks, but most importantly only one full-size bed.  Not a queen, not a double, a full.  One step away from twin.  That didn&#8217;t work out for two grown ass adults.  First night I turned in at a reasonable hour and just tossed and turned.  After that, I figured I may as well indulge in the after parties, as it was the only way I was getting sleep.  So, three nights of piss poor sleep, 8am-midnight+ meetings and then social events which were pretty much meetings with alcohol and food, and 20k+ steps per day and we were just exhausted to the bone.  <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-1024x858.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13299\" width=\"496\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-1024x858.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-300x251.jpg 300w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-768x644.jpg 768w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-1536x1288.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-900x754.jpg 900w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2-1280x1073.jpg 1280w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-2.jpg 1682w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>We had planned two more nights\/three days of fun and sightseeing for just us, and we were so tired we didn&#8217;t do a lot of it.  I pretty much slept and read in the room on Friday after a few morning meetings except for a quick trip for dinner the Stinking Rose &#8211; one of the first nice places we had a &#8220;date&#8221; on vacation 25 years ago.  It was really delicious, but we got sat in a corner by the window with the sunset coming in and kinda blinding us and were ready to leave once the food was in our bellies.  We had snagged a rooftop suite for pennies (since the convention was over) and the plan was to get a bottle of wine and enjoy it on our patio&#8230; we enjoyed falling asleep for 10 hours each night instead.  We made it through a bit of hiking but Joel didn&#8217;t have a ton of energy, so we called it at 8 miles Saturday (Golden Gate Bridge Trail to Fisherman&#8217;s Wharf) after a hearty crab chowder in a breadbowl and 3 miles in the Botanical Garden in Golden Gate Park on Sunday before completely unremarkable pho for lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the flight home (which landed after midnight), Joel woke up the next morning sick sick and I was kinda sick but not in a normal way.  I never had any symptoms, but the level of tired you get when you get the flu or covid or something?  Yeah, I felt like I was wading through sand mentally and physically for about 3-4 days.  So, besides work?  I slept.  A lot.  <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3-749x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13300\" width=\"397\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3-749x1024.jpg 749w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3-219x300.jpg 219w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3-768x1050.jpg 768w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3-900x1231.jpg 900w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-3.jpg 980w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>I finally felt some energy back right around the beginning of April and started feeling like runs.  Lots of them, but short.  I think the first week back I ran like 5 times in 7 days (but between 1-3 miles a day).  It actually was quite nice just to think &#8220;hey, I&#8217;ve got 15, 25, 35 mins right now, I&#8217;ll just go for a jog&#8221; and not worry about the length, if it wasn&#8217;t that much, I&#8217;d just go again the next day.  I&#8217;m going to try to keep up that mentality.  Getting a 2-mile run in isn&#8217;t usually all that&#8217;s on the plan, but it&#8217;s a really nice way to wake up if I can make it happen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took almost 2 weeks break from weights.  I had planned for that during GDC &#8211; doing a super back bicep chest shoulder workout the day before I left and then just having &#8220;legs&#8221; be the 20k steps a day and hills that were San Franciso, but when I got back, see the &#8220;work and sleep only&#8221; plan.  I tried, y&#8217;all, I really did.  On Tuesday, I brought the weights to do a back and bi workout in my office.  That was enough of a workout.  I just kind of stared at them on Tuesday.  And Wednesday.  And Thursday.  I finally picked them up on Monday the next week, and I&#8217;ve been good for the last two weeks and don&#8217;t see that stopping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mentioned allergies &#8211; those hit on Thursday and have been bugging me since.  It&#8217;s all springy and pretty and I&#8217;ve been tromping around my house to get my mile walk in this weekend because it&#8217;s positively YELLOW with pollen outside.  Colonoscopy prep + allergies has been super fun too.  I already am doing weird things to my body by eating like I&#8217;m on a cruise and forgot what vegetables are, plus I also can&#8217;t sleep well because all the snot is dripping down my throat and making it all angry-like.  I honestly cannot tell if it&#8217;s a mild cold or bad allergies but considering the status outside and everyone else in Austin whining about it, I&#8217;m going with allergies.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-1024x860.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13298\" width=\"490\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-1024x860.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-300x252.jpg 300w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-768x645.jpg 768w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-1536x1290.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-900x756.jpg 900w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1-1280x1075.jpg 1280w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Apr2025-1.jpg 1670w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">My colonoscopy prep diet brought to you by the color brown<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>If I sound like a sad sack, I&#8217;m nothing compared to what Joel&#8217;s been going through.  Instead of just &#8220;weirdly tired&#8221; he was sick sick the week after we got back.  He felt better, so the next Monday, he accompanied me on a 2 mile walk and a 10 minute swim, which pretty much knocked him out for the first half of the week.  Later on, he felt better so we increased his walk a little and had him walk 3 miles on Sunday.  The next day, he was just shattered.  So, to the doctor he finally went, and she diagnosed him with previously having the flu (which I assume I was spending time just fighting off) and then he caught bronchitis.  He got 5 days of super-antibiotics.  And just the last few days he&#8217;s finally felt like a real person again (just as I have devolved into the angry phlegmy pooping goblin!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The good thing is that if I follow Joel&#8217;s trajectory for recovery after this procedure, I&#8217;ll be back at it very soon (maybe a day or two) and he&#8217;ll finally be ready to join me (slowly &#8211; first building up the walk to 3 miles without fatigue before doing anything else).  I&#8217;m looking forward to a little bit of normalcy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, brief words about where I&#8217;m at with all the things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#1 The Unwanted Kettlebell<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think I&#8217;m about the same weight as the last time I wrote here, which is actually not bad considering the week of ridiculous foods in San Franciso and not feeling well.  My back-half-of-April resolutions are:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Get caught up on my Trendweight.  I&#8217;m months back and it would be nice to be able to legit track some progress here instead of guessing.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I specifically didn&#8217;t track my calories the last three days of prep so I didn&#8217;t get anxious about having to eat weirdly, but back to it tomorrow (after getting whatever the eff I want after 36 hours of clear liquid diet crap)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I have actually been not doing terribly at 1200 calories + activity, but I&#8217;ll start tallying my weeks now for reals.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Basically, now that I&#8217;m getting back to normal times, I&#8217;m going to do the normal things.  I&#8217;ll get a baseline in April and try to set some goals from there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Total tangent: I had truly wondered what the &#8220;cleanse&#8221; part of prep would do to my weight&#8230; let me tell you, after the liquid diet part of the day, I was one lb UP from the morning of, and after the first round of the evacuations &#8211; the bloating more than overcompensated for unclogging my digestive system, I was a few tenths up over THAT.  So, the whole &#8220;do this cleanse and rid yourself of all this weight&#8221; malarkey going around?  I&#8217;m going to say it&#8217;s nonsense.  Eat healthy, stay hydrated, poop a few times a day, and you&#8217;re fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#2 Sporty Stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After feeling better and before allergies\/colonoscopy prop, I had a pretty good groove here which I will aim to return to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>3x weights per week<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>2-3 bikes per week<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>3-5 runs (some real short) per week<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 swim<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 mile+ day of walking<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve had some pops of not just easy running and riding over the last month and a half, I&#8217;m looking forward to making that a habit.  I had a really nice baby speedwork session &#8211; basically run hard down the hills, jog the flats\/uphills.  First 5k under 11-minute miles in a while without me really trying to push a pace!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#3 Adulting<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Geez, I&#8217;m getting my butt looked at, what more adult is there?  Besides that I even:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Got my registration taken care of<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Got my eyes examined and got new glasses (on the way)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cleaned up my new office at work so it&#8217;s not a complete trash heap of boxes and bags<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Going to give myself a pass for the rest of the month on must-dos and make a few goals for May.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#4 Hobbies<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Book &#8211; 75.4k (about 5.4k more than last time).  It&#8217;s less progress than a good focused day, but I haven&#8217;t had a good focused day, I&#8217;ve had stolen hour or twos here and there.  And forward progress is forward progress.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Haven&#8217;t really touched much else besides voraciously reading the Villian&#8217;s Code series.  I&#8217;m a few hundred pages from done on the last book and that&#8217;s pretty much been my hobby time since I&#8217;ve been sick or tired or pretending I&#8217;m sick so I don&#8217;t get sick.  It&#8217;s been pretty relaxing.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;d like to finish my diving pictures by the end of the month so I can start something new.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>#<strong>5 Work Life Balance<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t explain why this one has been so difficult, but it has been.  I think I&#8217;m past the worst of it now, but I can&#8217;t lie, I&#8217;m almost looking forward to this procedure, so I get an extra day off guilt free.  Sounds like I need a vacation &#8211; holy geez, I do, and I have one planned, but need to make sure we&#8217;re healthy for it.  I had booked time off in a few weeks but not the accommodations\/travel, so we&#8217;ll see if we can actually go then.  I think I&#8217;m not going to wait though and take an extra 3-day weekend not this weekend (too many social things planned already to actually get the relax time I&#8217;m looking for) but next weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No matter what, I resolve to have the plan, by the end of this month, for some time off to destress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whew, only been to the bathroom about 7 times since I started this post, let&#8217;s go for number 8.  It hasn&#8217;t been the funnest weekend, but not quite as bad as I expected (at least in the prep part, DO NOT RECOMMEND doing with allergies keeping you up as well).  Once I get er done, and get some dang food, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be a happy camper and feel relieved even my butt is healthy!<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/14\/poop-happens\/' data-title='Poop Happens' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/14\/poop-happens\/' data-title='Poop Happens' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/14\/poop-happens\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What else would a normal person do at 430am whilst on round 2 of colonoscopy prep but catch up on blog writing? I mean, after that sickly sweet cherry flavored &#8220;gonna poop myself&#8221; drink and being up most of the night anyway with allergies? It just makes sense to write something in my delirious state [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-3st","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13297"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13305,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13297\/revisions\/13305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}