{"id":1531,"date":"2009-12-24T14:37:44","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T14:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=1531"},"modified":"2010-01-18T04:48:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T04:48:01","slug":"christmas-eve-talent-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/24\/christmas-eve-talent-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve Talent Show"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thank you first of all to one of my favorite mayors of Blogville, MizFit<\/a>, for organizing this.\u00a0\u00a0 You can check out some of the other talents here<\/a>.\u00a0 Now, on with the (freak) show.<\/p>\n

So, as a 16-ish year old, I was on my way out of gymnastics but stopped to snap one last picture.<\/p>\n

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I was originally going to showcase my talent for ridiculous limericks, but realized today that that’s no fun at all.\u00a0 Well, not as much fun.\u00a0 I felt the need to step it up a notch.\u00a0 So what does a pushing 31 ex-gymnastic do for a stupid blogger trick?\u00a0 While training for a half marathon running like crazy with legs wound tightly like little metal coils?\u00a0 Who has not worked on flexibility in years?<\/p>\n

Try to recapture her youth 15 years later.\u00a0 As MizFit would say, please to enjoy.\u00a0 As Quix would say, please forgive the HORRIBLY unflattering outfit.\u00a0 Thinking I was not.<\/p>\n

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And just to not dissapoint anyone who wanted a limerick –<\/p>\n

There once was a girl named Quix
\nWho liked to write limericks
\nShe tried a standing split
\nThen on the ground she did sit
\nAnd to console her, a drink she did fix<\/p>\n

…yes, it is true, I did fall over right after the last one was snapped.\u00a0 To quote Toby Keith, I ain’t as good as I once was, but once, I’m good as I ever was.<\/p>\n

On that note, Happy Holidays from me, Zliten, and the leezards!<\/p>\n

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