{"id":1957,"date":"2010-05-04T00:39:01","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T00:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=1957"},"modified":"2010-05-05T18:03:46","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T18:03:46","slug":"bang-bang-we-are-the-warriors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/bang-bang-we-are-the-warriors\/","title":{"rendered":"Bang, Bang, (we are the) Warrior(s)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, even with some weirdness and uncertainty with the legality of having the correct permits, Warrior Dash went on and it was a damn good time.\u00a0 Normally, I go into races with one focus: running as fast as I can for the duration.\u00a0 Mental toughness, beating my time, super serious meeting face etc etc.\u00a0\u00a0 I take pains to be well rested before and train properly and do things methodically to make race day as successful as possible.\u00a0 However, the last two races showed me that not every race needs to be that way.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s ok.\u00a0 Naw, that&#8217;s better than ok &#8211; it was a blast.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc3\/hs015.snc3\/12322_394182744449_789139449_3766198_2932889_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Saturday, we made shirts.\u00a0 We wanted to make sure we got at least one unmuddy picture.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s a closeup:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-ash1\/hs323.ash1\/28322_414564897602_699762602_5188816_6125060_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, we ran the race in the name of iguana poop.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a great picture of her though, isn&#8217;t it?\u00a0 So Saturday ended up getting away from us, and we didn&#8217;t finish packing until about midnight.\u00a0 Which means getting to sleep around 1230ish.\u00a0 And then getting up at 630-ish.\u00a0 Middle of the night for me, and about 2-3 hours too little sleep to boot.\u00a0 However, the goal was to leave at 7am just in case it was super traffic-y.\u00a0 We left at 730am, and pulled up to the race around 11am.\u00a0 Our heat was at 2pm.\u00a0 With the 3 hours we had to kill, we spent it all on our feet.\u00a0 We walked probably about 2 miles going\u00a0 back and forth to the car for various things.\u00a0 The nice thing was I felt very warmed up, but on the flip side, my legs were actually kinda sore BEFORE the race from standing around.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net\/hs015.snc3\/12322_394182764449_789139449_3766200_7202841_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Zliten is ready to rock!\u00a0 We headed to the start line around 1:35 after some stretching and after hearing the pre-race announcements about 20 times.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t go in the lake, it&#8217;s filled with bear traps (or uboats or shattered lightbulbs), get your finishers medals that were made by Australian 4 armed nuns (or Polish men with 2 glass eyes or orphans) and keep moving.\u00a0 Finally, it&#8217;s time to go, the flames shoot up, and we&#8217;re off!<\/p>\n<p>We decided to stick together just in case we needed to help each other through obstacles, and it was a great decision.\u00a0 Through the straight and dry areas, I pushed Zliten to run a little faster probably than he would have liked, but through the super muddy or uneven terrain, he was outpacing me.\u00a0 The obstacle parts were something else though&#8230; wild.\u00a0 The first wind tunnel was just like running into a big industrial sized fan, but next &#8211; the first mud pit.\u00a0 At first I was a little hesitant, but it felt GREAT.\u00a0 I wore my old black shoes from the half marathon in February, so they were already destroyed so I didn&#8217;t care about getting them dirty, and STILL FELT LIGHT even after being bogged down with mud and completely wet.\u00a0 Score!<\/p>\n<p>After some slipping and sliding, we hit dry ground again and took off running.\u00a0 I barely felt like we ran at all through the race &#8211; there were obstacles about every quarter mile.\u00a0 There was the mudslide (yes, sliding down the side of a hill on your butt), a long trek through a river, climbing up a muddy cliff, more mud pits, swimming through a lake over logs (which took some coordination &#8211; much easier with the inertia of 2-4 people going up and over), jumping over big obstacles, and probably some other stuff I&#8217;m forgetting.\u00a0 Then, we rounded the corner to the finish.\u00a0 First, we had to cross two hurdles&#8230;OF FIRE (I&#8217;m hoping the pro-race peeps got pics because those could be awesome)!\u00a0 Then, the last mudpit&#8230; crawling under barbed wire!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net\/hs015.snc3\/12322_394182769449_789139449_3766201_8015376_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We got sufficiently disgusting, found each other, grabbed hands, and sprinted to the finish line together!\u00a0 We got our medals, and then got in line to get hosed down.\u00a0 This was AFTER applying liberal amounts of water to us.\u00a0 Definitely not good clean fun, but it was awesome.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net\/hs015.snc3\/12322_394182774449_789139449_3766202_2282788_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Muddy tires are badass!\u00a0 We grabbed our stuff from bag check, and enjoyed our free beers and watched and cheered other people on near the finish line.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never actually stuck around after a race and cheered other people on &#8211; I&#8217;m usually way too wiped and just want to go HOME, but it was a blast.\u00a0 You can see some of the awesome costumes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?pid=3766201&amp;id=789139449#!\/pages\/Warrior-Dash\/56874329393?ref=ts\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> &#8211; next year, I think we&#8217;ll go for something crazy cool, but for this year, it was fun just to watch the guys and gals in tutus, banana men, and such.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc3\/hs035.snc3\/12322_394182784449_789139449_3766204_5110612_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Around 5pm we were beat and called it a day, and dragged our poor, sunburnt selves back to the hotel.\u00a0 Pro tip: sunscreen is good.\u00a0 Applying it would have been best at 11am when we got there, even though it was cloudy and cold.\u00a0 Applying it around 1230 when we made the third trip to the car and it was starting to warm up would have been almost as good.\u00a0 Even after the race at 3pm before sitting out in the sun for 2 more hours would have been good.\u00a0 But nope, we is dumb bunnies, so we are both lovin&#8217; the aloe today.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, a great experience.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t expect to spend that long at the race and didn&#8217;t expect it to be that badass of a time.\u00a0 We&#8217;re already pretty much in for next year and thinking possibly about traveling to another location (Denver?\u00a0 So Cal?) and\/or doing ours and trying to get a big group together.\u00a0 I love doing races with Zliten and really getting to appreciate adventure racing.\u00a0 There are a lot of these type of events after looking into it &#8211; the <a href=\"http:\/\/muddy-buddy.competitor.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Muddy Buddy<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/toughmudder.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tough Mudder<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runthejailbreak.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jail Break<\/a>, and more.\u00a0 While I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll hang up my clean shoes and stop doing traditional road races, this makes for a totally fun afternoon and a completely different type of experience!<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: If you&#8217;re curious about the course experience, there is a great helmet cam video <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=71weHyHWW0o&amp;feature=player_embedded\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.\u00a0 Turn off the music unless you like angry white boy screamy rock.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/bang-bang-we-are-the-warriors\/' data-title='Bang, Bang, (we are the) Warrior(s)!' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/bang-bang-we-are-the-warriors\/' data-title='Bang, Bang, (we are the) Warrior(s)!' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/bang-bang-we-are-the-warriors\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, even with some weirdness and uncertainty with the legality of having the correct permits, Warrior Dash went on and it was a damn good time.\u00a0 Normally, I go into races with one focus: running as fast as I can for the duration.\u00a0 Mental toughness, beating my time, super serious meeting face etc etc.\u00a0\u00a0 I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-vz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1957"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1969,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}