{"id":2135,"date":"2010-09-16T04:32:19","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T04:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=2135"},"modified":"2010-09-16T04:32:19","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T04:32:19","slug":"30-dollar-burgers-dicks-sticks-and-stairmasters-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/16\/30-dollar-burgers-dicks-sticks-and-stairmasters-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"30 Dollar Burgers, Dick&#8217;s Sticks, and Stairmasters, Oh My."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Vegas.\u00a0 You are a beautiful and cruel mistress.\u00a0 Although, we embrace you knowingly, it&#8217;s so easy to forget the pain after your departure.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/c0013489.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com\/x2_2af05a8\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The trip, quite honestly, was relaxing and fairly uneventful.\u00a0 The first night we had fancy steak dinner at the Luxor (or in my case&#8230; a 30 dollar kobe beef and crab burger&#8230; yes, it was TOTALLY worth it and you know you wish you had ordered it&#8230;).\u00a0 Then, we killed a bottle at the Jester bar in the Excalibur playing video poker and talking until sunrise.\u00a0 I vaguely remember shots, toasting with champagne, eating brunch, and then going to sleep.\u00a0 I woke up feeling ROUGH the next day, but a little walking around, digesting, leafy greens, and by about 5pm I felt right as rain and was ready for round 2.<\/p>\n<p>We walked around and gambled a bit at the New York New York (my fave place to play slots, I almost always win there), and then searched out some dinner.\u00a0 Mexican food fit the bill so Cabo Wabo near Planet Hollywood it was.\u00a0 I had a taco salad because I was needing some more greenery (albeit with beef, sour cream, cheese, and guac on top, lol).\u00a0 We then chilled at the room a bit waiting for the food to settle, and were supposed to meet up to go dancing.\u00a0 That didn&#8217;t happen (no one was up for it) so Zliten and I just moseyed around and gambled more.\u00a0 We weren&#8217;t feelin it, so we retired early and read our books.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, I woke up feeling great so I wanted to check something off my Vegas bucket list &#8211; actually do a workout while in Vegas.\u00a0 I got to the gym figuring on an elliptical or bike ride, but all the ellipticals were out of order and there was no bike.\u00a0 Treadmill or stairmaster was the options, and I was NOT going to walk on a treadmill when I have Vegas to traverse so the master it was.\u00a0 I&#8217;d never done one for more than 5 mins.\u00a0 I set it for 30.\u00a0 It was pain.\u00a0 Then, Zliten was up so we hung out at the pool for about an hour at the Trop (nicest pool on the strip!) and I did some lazy laps.\u00a0 Then, we got dressed and got some buffet lunch at the Luxor.\u00a0 It was actually right between lunch and dinner so we got lots of different things to try.<\/p>\n<p>However, before that, we decided upon slushy, high octane drinks.\u00a0 Mine was called cat-5 (I got a kick out of it because I thought it was named after cat5 cable, not a hurricane&#8230;I&#8217;m kinda a dork).\u00a0 It was delicious rocket fuel (and not in that make-me-run sorta way) and made for the start of a fun day (why can&#8217;t I start the day like that all the time, hehe!).\u00a0 We took a cab to the real downtown (Freemont Street) and had a lot of fun playing some more quarter poker and then becoming brave and playing some blackjack at a table.\u00a0 I can see why people like tables!\u00a0 We ended up about even after playing for HOURS.<\/p>\n<p>Now with more friends in tow, we decided to go back and get daquiris &#8211; or at least ONE BIG ONE (pictured above).\u00a0 It was shared between 6 people at least.\u00a0 We lugged our&#8230; get this&#8230; big Dick&#8217;s Stick (which came from Dicks Last Resort, heh) around and played some more slots.\u00a0 Zliten hit it big at the Star Wars machine, and everyone else got sleepy, so we said our goodnights because we were out pretty early in the morn, and headed back to the Tropicana to play our comps.\u00a0 I lost mine in a sneeze, but Zliten hit some big wins.\u00a0 Then, we split that and hit more moneys.\u00a0 After a 50$ bonus round win, we called it a vacation, headed to the room, read, and slept.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/c0013489.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com\/x2_2b02907\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The trip home was pretty uneventful as well, we got our favorite Nevada sammiches (port of subs), hit the PHX airport for an hour on the way home, and landed safely.\u00a0 Then, we got our car, made a beeline for the salad bar, and then went home.\u00a0 Laundry is still on the floor, lizard has been huggled and loved, couch has our butt prints again, and life goes on.<\/p>\n<p>Two years of 3 Vegas trips, and I think we&#8217;re refining the process.\u00a0 Three nights is too few unless things go perfectly (and no one really wanted to follow my control freaky plans, which was fine, but it would have been cooler if they did, heh).\u00a0 Five nights was too many.\u00a0 Next time, we&#8217;ll try 4.\u00a0 Also, we found out from hotel services that if we book through them, and tell them we got married there, they will upgrade us to a suite.\u00a0 Zliten took a tour of them while I was in the room feeling poopy and has one picked out, heh.\u00a0 So, I do believe we will be booking a four night stay sometime soon for next year early October.<\/p>\n<p>So, besides being a little fatigued\u00a0 from 20-ish miles of walking, a little less sleep than normal, and just being away from good food and home, I&#8217;m not really much worse for wear.\u00a0 Except one thing.\u00a0 Nevada nose.\u00a0 I get it every time I&#8217;m there.\u00a0 I had it when I lived there (and just thought I was defective).\u00a0 Within a day, my nose boogers become dry, crusty, and black\/bloody.\u00a0 Yeah, I know, hawt, but it happens every time.\u00a0 It fixes itself within a few days of being back in less Vegas-y climates, but it&#8217;s just ODD.\u00a0 Again, glad to not live there and have a constantly itchy nose anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Now, back to reality.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a little rough with the 10 hour days and high volume of tri training, but I&#8217;ll make it.\u00a0 More on being back to reality later.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/16\/30-dollar-burgers-dicks-sticks-and-stairmasters-oh-my\/' data-title='30 Dollar Burgers, Dick&#8217;s Sticks, and Stairmasters, Oh My.' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/16\/30-dollar-burgers-dicks-sticks-and-stairmasters-oh-my\/' data-title='30 Dollar Burgers, Dick&#8217;s Sticks, and Stairmasters, Oh My.' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/16\/30-dollar-burgers-dicks-sticks-and-stairmasters-oh-my\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Vegas.\u00a0 You are a beautiful and cruel mistress.\u00a0 Although, we embrace you knowingly, it&#8217;s so easy to forget the pain after your departure. 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