{"id":2823,"date":"2011-10-22T20:59:42","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T20:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=2823"},"modified":"2011-10-22T20:59:42","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T20:59:42","slug":"i-am-a-weiner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/22\/i-am-a-weiner\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a Weiner!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t have any expectations for the Dash 4 Dads 5k.\u00a0\u00a0 Last three weeks I have been taper, injury, taper, sickness, allergies.\u00a0 The last week is the first week in almost a month I&#8217;ve been able to fully train and I&#8217;ve been living it up.\u00a0 An 8 miler Sat, sprints Mon, 10 miles Wed, and biking and swimming and weights and yoga so today, I was soooooooore.\u00a0 No taper for this gal.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t have the greatest race.\u00a0 Goal was in the 26s (because I know I can do it).\u00a0 However, see above.\u00a0 Plus two MAD hills and needing some mental work on short distances&#8230; I had no hopes.<\/p>\n<p>I finished around 29 minutes.\u00a0 My worst 5k ever.\u00a0 It was long (3.25 miles) and as above, stupid hills, and I still really need to work on my mental game.\u00a0 I had a stellar first mile (8:20-ish miles), but slipped into 9:20&#8217;s for the last 2.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even sprint to the finish, which sucks.\u00a0 I had given up, especially when I saw the time.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc7\/320234_10150366607479450_789139449_7939827_316941208_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"576\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently I knew things would be awesome with my blue steel look there.\u00a0 Glad past Quix has foresight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t as bummed at the Gladiator Games, I realize that I&#8217;m not training for it, and I felt ok but was thinking about how to improve.\u00a0 My goal was to go out fast and try to hold on, and around 1.5 miles, I failed at that.\u00a0 I need to figure it out.\u00a0 I felt pukey after the first mile but&#8230; who doesn&#8217;t racing a 5k really hard&#8230; but I still couldn&#8217;t do it.\u00a0\u00a0 The second mile is usually my worst but I usually rally for the third.\u00a0 I tried but the third included an epic hill.\u00a0 I even walked two steps and then told myself NO.<\/p>\n<p>I finished, we hung out and waited for everyone to finish, and then left.\u00a0 I kept trying to google for results and couldn&#8217;t find it.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later I got an email with the title &#8220;1st place&#8221;.\u00a0 Apparently, I WON MY AGE GROUP.\u00a0 Holy crap!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never place in a running race, let alone first.\u00a0 Holy shit!\u00a0 Sadly I didn&#8217;t stay for awards, because that would be fun.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not saying I&#8217;m fat, all 175 lbs of me, but I am not generally the person that you&#8217;d expect to be on the podium, let alone be on the top.\u00a0 So, freaking-a.\u00a0 I am jazzed.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc7\/299644_10150366606924450_789139449_7939822_2055330439_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"576\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Zliten ran also, and he is now has just started training for the 3M half marathon (hope he doesn&#8217;t mind me sharing this).\u00a0 His tempo pace is 11:15\u00a0 (finish was about 35 and some change).\u00a0 He ran the 5k at almost exactly 11:15 &#8211; a great run for him.\u00a0 His goal was 32-33, but that was minus the stupid hills.\u00a0 Someone came to a STOP right in front of him on the last mad hill and killed his mojo but he finished str0ng (his sprint t0 the finish was quicker than mine,\u00a0 he, unlike me, didn&#8217;t give up).<\/p>\n<p>Morale of the story: never, never, never give up.\u00a0 And run the hills.<\/p>\n<p>Quix out.\u00a0 More next week.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/22\/i-am-a-weiner\/' data-title='I am a Weiner!!!' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/22\/i-am-a-weiner\/' data-title='I am a Weiner!!!' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/22\/i-am-a-weiner\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t have any expectations for the Dash 4 Dads 5k.\u00a0\u00a0 Last three weeks I have been taper, injury, taper, sickness, allergies.\u00a0 The last week is the first week in almost a month I&#8217;ve been able to fully train and I&#8217;ve been living it up.\u00a0 An 8 miler Sat, sprints Mon, 10 miles Wed, and biking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-Jx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2823"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2825,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823\/revisions\/2825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}