{"id":4201,"date":"2014-03-17T16:51:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T22:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=4201"},"modified":"2016-04-12T19:14:52","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T01:14:52","slug":"the-woodlands-half-marathon-it-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/17\/the-woodlands-half-marathon-it-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"The Woodlands Half Marathon: It Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost don&#8217;t feel like writing this, because it really just felt like a nice long run to engage my metabolism to make the first couple days of cruise eating a little less damaging to the waistline.\u00a0 But, a race is a race, and a recap we will have.\u00a0 Same with goofy pictures.\u00a0 It&#8217;s tradition.\u00a0 This is why you&#8217;re all here, right? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4206\" alt=\"feb17-2\" src=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-2.jpg\" width=\"251\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-2.jpg 419w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-2-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Typically, I try to baby myself with rest, recovery, all the right foods at all the right times, but this day just didn&#8217;t work out so well.\u00a0 The night before the night before saw us packing and up until about 2 am when we had to be up at 6:30, and we had some wine.\u00a0 Like, a decent amount.\u00a0 Typically this is a huge NONO for us race week, but we were stressed, we broke down, and even if not the best physical decision it was a good mental one.<\/p>\n<p>Then, we ended up driving and picking up packets and getting to dinner around 8pm and I was STARRRRRVED.\u00a0 I had so much bread, all the pasta, salad, and I KNEW it was a gamble being so late, but I also knew going to bed starving was a gamble so I indulged.\u00a0 Then, we had a hotel snafu &#8211; we were booked in the SOUTH location, not the north, so the nice 1.7 mile walk to the start line?\u00a0 Not so much.\u00a0 Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>The good news was being so tired, I slept well in spite of eating late, hotel stress, and everything else, and woke up feeling fairly decent.\u00a0\u00a0 My hair, however, was a different story.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-5.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4209\" alt=\"feb17-5\" src=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-5.jpg\" width=\"284\" height=\"361\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-5.jpg 474w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-5-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I did the normal morning things (poop, half a starbux mocha, half a bar, etc etc) and got to the start line feeling&#8230; there.\u00a0 Earlier in the week, it had called for about 45 and I was thinking &#8220;ok, more PR weather, I&#8217;ll give it a go&#8221;, but I showed up to high 60s\/low 70s, and 100% humidity (which is a weird state of weather where it&#8217;s not raining, but you can see water in the air &#8211; bizaaaaare).\u00a0 Between where I was at and where the weather was at, I decided that &#8220;go out fast, hang on&#8221; was not going to be a good strategy today.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to institute two goals:<\/p>\n<p>1. Stay in the moment.\u00a0 Often I sabotage a race by focusing on how far I have left to go, so I wanted to just think about the mile, the song, the moment I was in.<\/p>\n<p>2. Negative split.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t feel like I had the juice to rock the whole race, but I wanted to try and put the hurt on the back half of the course.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4205\" alt=\"feb17-1\" src=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-1.jpg\" width=\"451\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-1.jpg 751w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-1-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zliten and I started together, and I just attempted to run a smidge beyond comfortable.\u00a0 I also rocked out to my tunes and had karaoke party, and was having way too much fun.\u00a0 I think Zliten thought I was a little nuts (I was galloping to Dark Horse and dancing to What the Fox Say?).\u00a0 We ping ponged back and forth a bit, and he took off like a bullet up a hill around mile 3 and I lost him.<\/p>\n<p>I also switched my handheld to the other side around there for a break and ca-thunk&#8230; my mid back (which usually gives me no issues) decided to erupt in a ball of pain.\u00a0 I started thinking &#8220;OMG 10 miles of this?&#8221; and then remembered goal 1.\u00a0 I changed my thinking &#8220;ok, mile 3-4, figure out what the back problem is and fix it&#8221;.\u00a0 I switched my handheld back to my right hand, and stretched out a bit and it didn&#8217;t feel *fine* but it felt *better* and *tolerable*, aka, no permanent damage, I was just going to be a little sore for a day or 2 after.<\/p>\n<p>Zliten was wearing a green top and for some reason half the race was, so I kept fishing for people wearing green and came up dry.\u00a0 I was not yet at the point where I wanted to turn on the heat though, so I kept running that fast\/comfortable pace, not worrying about my watch.\u00a0 I kept setting goals each mile to focus on which kept me amused and not flailing, though it does seem like a mile in the Woodlands is longer than a mile in Austin.<\/p>\n<p>I had decided that I was going to run the first half easy, and then at mile 6.5 hit it hard.\u00a0 I hit 6.5, my power song came on, and I kicked it down to ~9:30 to see how it felt.\u00a0 I held that for about half a mile until I realized I hadn&#8217;t had any gels\/chews, and only some of my gatorade, so I did that&#8230; and then my stomach REVOLTED.\u00a0 I almost had to find a tree.\u00a0 The feeling came and went, so I never actually dropped the kids at the pool, but I really thought I might be in trouble at some points.\u00a0 I never found porta potty without a line, and didn&#8217;t think that this late in the game relieving myself would equate to a time gain, so I dealt with it.<\/p>\n<p>Considering I had half a gatorade and two 10 calorie chews, and I was pushing as hard as possible through some severe GI distress, there was no way anything else was going in there.\u00a0 I even tried water around mile 9, and paid dearly.\u00a0 So, I decided that I would just ride it out sans calories, and see where the bonk happened.<\/p>\n<p>It happened at mile 11.\u00a0 It felt like quicksand.\u00a0 And instead of getting stressed about it, I just decided to have fun.\u00a0 I got two strings of beads.\u00a0 I high fived kids.\u00a0 I hit the *POW* signs.\u00a0 I saw my pace drop back into the 10s and 11s even at times, and that was fine.\u00a0 I ran as hard as I could, but I didn&#8217;t stress.\u00a0 Finally, the end of the race came, I hit the finish, and found Zliten.<\/p>\n<p>He PR&#8217;d like a mofo &#8211; 2:11.\u00a0 This race (hot, hills, humid) was his jam.\u00a0 Not mine.\u00a0 I immediately got my medal and two full waters (so dehydrated, and now I could shit my shorts if I had to), and did the stupid line shuffle for finisher shirts.\u00a0 Dear race organizers &#8211; after a race I want my medal, WATER, GATORADE, and FOOD in that order, and then after that, I&#8217;ll take care of any other bullshit like lines for shirts.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t make me wait 20 mins post race for my shirt before I can get calories in.\u00a0 I seriously made Zliten wait in line and I curled up on the grass.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4208\" alt=\"feb17-4\" src=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-4.jpg\" width=\"281\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-4.jpg 468w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-4-242x300.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Got my shirt, and was a little disappointed that the guys were AWESOME BLUE and the women&#8217;s were WHITE.\u00a0 Bleh.\u00a0 We went to the beer tent and I forced down a beer curled up in a fetal position because the food line was so long and at least it was calories.\u00a0 Then, I found some porta potties and it was a fine line between horrifying (me) and beautiful (the relief I felt).\u00a0 I can NEVER poo right after a race, sometimes it&#8217;s a whole day, so something DEFINITELY was afoot at the circle P.<\/p>\n<p>The result: 2:19:34 for 13.21 miles.\u00a0 While I&#8217;m not overjoyed about the result, and I definitely didn&#8217;t have a good race, I&#8217;ll take 2:19 for not-a-good race.\u00a0 I know I would have been capable of better on a different day where my stomach cooperated and I could have gotten in calories and it was just me vs the road and how much I could push myself.<\/p>\n<p>This was also good fortitude training for tris &#8211; the run part is very hit or miss for me, especially with how I feel, and I was able to work through a good amount of distress without slowing too much or walking.\u00a0 I definitely didn&#8217;t negative split, but I did keep myself in the moment, so one out of two isn&#8217;t bad.\u00a0 Also, I got to go here immediately after &#8211; so I had zero complaints.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4210\" alt=\"feb17-6\" src=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-6.jpg\" width=\"452\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-6.jpg 754w, http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/feb17-6-300x155.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have the Fairview Half Marathon in 3 weeks, and Austin 10\/20 the week after, so I&#8217;ll have two more cracks at a really stellar double digit run pace.\u00a0 The next three weeks will be pretty high run volume, so I&#8217;ll either come into those feeling awesome and capable, or burnt or tired.\u00a0 Neither are my A race, so we&#8217;ll just see how the legs show up!<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/17\/the-woodlands-half-marathon-it-happened\/' data-title='The Woodlands Half Marathon: It Happened' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/17\/the-woodlands-half-marathon-it-happened\/' data-title='The Woodlands Half Marathon: It Happened' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/17\/the-woodlands-half-marathon-it-happened\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost don&#8217;t feel like writing this, because it really just felt like a nice long run to engage my metabolism to make the first couple days of cruise eating a little less damaging to the waistline.\u00a0 But, a race is a race, and a recap we will have.\u00a0 Same with goofy pictures.\u00a0 It&#8217;s tradition.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87,82,29],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-15L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4201"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4212,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions\/4212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}