{"id":5674,"date":"2016-03-25T01:42:48","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T07:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=5674"},"modified":"2016-04-12T18:20:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T00:20:26","slug":"1200-calories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/25\/1200-calories\/","title":{"rendered":"1200 Calories"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listening to music tonight and got inspired…. sung to the tune of 16 Tons<\/a>.\u00a0 The #projectraceweight struggle is real, yo.\u00a0 Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Ohhhhh, some people say diamonds are a girl’s best friend<\/p>\n

But a dieting woman would give it all for a fried chicken tend’<\/p>\n

Chicken and gravy and a side of mashed<\/p>\n

My mind is weak but hips are strong<\/p>\n

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You eat 1200 calories and what do you get?<\/p>\n

Another day older and deeper in calorie debt<\/p>\n

Pizza hut don’t call me cause I can’t go<\/p>\n

I owe my soul to My Fit Foods<\/p>\n

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I woke up to a light greek yogurt breakfast and the sun didn’t shine<\/p>\n

I counted ten thousand steps that I walked in a line<\/p>\n

Grilled chicken and rice for lunch and veggies in a bowl<\/p>\n

I skipped cake day, oh bless my soul<\/p>\n

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You eat 1200 calories and what do you get?<\/p>\n

Another day older and deeper in calorie debt<\/p>\n

McDonalds don’t call me cause I can’t go<\/p>\n

I owe my soul to My Fit Foods<\/p>\n

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If you see me comin’ better step aside<\/p>\n

Some other people didn’t and some other people died<\/p>\n

I’m mad as hell and hangry as a bear<\/p>\n

I’ll cut a bitch and I don’t care<\/p>\n

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Cuz I ate 1200 calories, and what do I get?<\/p>\n

Another day older and deeper in calorie debt<\/p>\n

Taco Bell don’t call me cause I can’t go<\/p>\n

I owe my soul to My Fit Foods<\/p>\n

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Wax on, wax off.\u00a0 Chopping the wood and carrying the water.\u00a0 Keepin’ on keepin’ on.\u00a0 That is all.\u00a0 Happy weekend!<\/p>\n

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Listening to music tonight and got inspired…. sung to the tune of 16 Tons.\u00a0 The #projectraceweight struggle is real, yo.\u00a0 Enjoy! Ohhhhh, some people say diamonds are a girl’s best friend But a dieting woman would give it all for a fried chicken tend’ Chicken and gravy and a side of mashed My mind is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[80,85],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-1tw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5674"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5678,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674\/revisions\/5678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}