{"id":12559,"date":"2022-07-24T10:38:23","date_gmt":"2022-07-24T16:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=12559"},"modified":"2022-07-24T10:38:27","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T16:38:27","slug":"the-whine-the-squat-witch-and-trotting-the-globe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/24\/the-whine-the-squat-witch-and-trotting-the-globe\/","title":{"rendered":"The whine, the squat witch, and trotting the globe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For all the <a href=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/28\/88-days\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">big words<\/a> I had here, I&#8217;m afraid I had very little action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-13.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12560\" width=\"382\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-13.png 737w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-13-300x282.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><figcaption>Leg day starts with smiles but doesn&#8217;t usually end there.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>But not none.  So, let&#8217;s catch up on life, liberty, and the pursuit of de-fluffification, shall we?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The good:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have now completed week three of strength training with the Squat Witch, otherwise known as Brie, our personal trainer, who earned this nickname on our first leg day together.  I can and do keep up with strength on my own, I know what to do, but gosh I get stuck in a rut and will do the things that are a little easier for me when working muscles instead of seeking out true gains.  Having someone else tell you what to do takes away any of that temptation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For posterity, our workouts right now are:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Leg day:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3&#215;20 bosu ball squats, 3&#215;15 stepback lunges to knee raise w\/dumbells, 3&#215;15 step ups on the box to knee raise w\/dumbells<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Back and biceps: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2&#215;30 assisted pullups (10&#215;3 different grips), 3&#215;12 wide pulldowns, 3&#215;12 narrow pulldowns, 3&#215;15 wide rows, 3&#215;15 low rows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Chest and shoulders: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(first four while balancing shoulders only on the ball) 3&#215;12 bench, 3&#215;10 alternating bench, 3&#215;12 champagne lifts (arms together), 3&#215;12 reverse flys<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(standing) 3&#215;15 front raises, 3&#215;12 lat raises, 3&#215;15 shoulder presses<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have ranked them in terms of difficulty.  Leg day is a killer.  It&#8217;s only three things but you only need three things.  It takes 30 mins to do these three things.  I feel like a baby deer after.  Back and biceps are challenging but doable.  Chest and shoulder day is my happy fun day since these are strengths for me and I probably could handle more weight but we&#8217;re working our way there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The okay:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have also done a pretty decent job sticking to cardio.  Oddly enough, when I&#8217;m not faced with the need to do super long and challenging sessions, I seem to be better at fitting them in and not actively avoiding them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"361\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-1024x361.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-1024x361.png 1024w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-300x106.png 300w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-768x271.png 768w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-900x317.png 900w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14-1280x451.png 1280w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-14.png 1487w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The general &#8220;cardio&#8221; is ~30 minutes on the elliptical.  I&#8217;m not trying to push myself to go brave the heat and run or bike outside this summer, and while I&#8217;d like to have more swims logged (hello, it&#8217;s right outside my door and I can go do it for 5 minutes if I only have that much time), this is good progress to be regularly doing SOMETHING instead of actively avoiding it.  I think it may be at least three times per week that I comment to Joel, &#8220;I&#8217;m SO GLAD we took this summer off long distance triathlons&#8221;.  It&#8217;s just stupid outside, even for Austin, and I&#8217;m not here for it this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-15.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12562\" width=\"499\" height=\"547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-15.png 699w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-15-273x300.png 273w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><figcaption>The view from the pool, which is the only place I want to be outside in this 105+ degree weather.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I intend to get back to running on the treadmill a little, maybe splitting my time half and half on the elliptical, but there&#8217;s no rush.  I just need to remember how to run a 5k off the bike in 2 months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The bad:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know how to lose weight.  It is no secret to me.  It involves tracking all the food that goes in my mouth with consistency and accuracy.  It involves 1200-1400 calories most days.  It involves sucking it up, buttercup, and I just haven&#8217;t been able to bring myself to do it.  I&#8217;ve had many fits and starts lately where I&#8217;ve begun tracking on Monday and by Wednesday life is busy and the habit goes *poof*.  Then, I get grumpy and stop weighing myself and then all of a sudden, it&#8217;s 3 months later and I&#8217;ve gained weight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not letting myself get to that point.  I got back on the scale this week, even if I haven&#8217;t been tracking my food like clockwork, and each day I&#8217;ve been either 189 or 190.  This means that July has trended about half to one lb up from June.  It&#8217;s not ideal, and I wanted to LOSE weight, but in hindsight with my intake, it&#8217;s what I deserve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-16.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12563\" width=\"545\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-16.png 763w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-16-300x294.png 300w, https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/image-16-50x50.png 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><figcaption>Sometimes leaving the house means you get views like this but it also means a lot of food temptation<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I leave for a 3.5-week trip to Europe in 3 weeks.  I could say eff it and I&#8217;ll get back to it when I get home, but I&#8217;m not.  I&#8217;m going to at least try.  If somehow, things go amazing, I could be 5 lbs down when I leave and that would make me feel happy and confident.  So, starting today, I track all the things and I shall aim to have 100% logged for the next 3 weeks.  I refuse to spend my first trip abroad dieting, and look forward to trying all the German, Belgian, and French foods and beverages, but maybe I can be a reasonable human being with the quantities.  Also, I imagine that I will spend a lot of time on foot seeing the sights, and I&#8217;ll be trying to keep up with strength even if all I can do is bodyweight exercises in the hotel room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, for the millionth and first time, I start again.  If anyone reads these entries, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re sick of hearing this, and I&#8217;m sick of saying this.  However, when you get off track, even if it&#8217;s often, even if you feel foolish doing so, it&#8217;s important to be <s>stubborn AF<\/s> patient and persistent and get up at least one more time than you fall down.<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/24\/the-whine-the-squat-witch-and-trotting-the-globe\/' data-title='The whine, the squat witch, and trotting the globe' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/24\/the-whine-the-squat-witch-and-trotting-the-globe\/' data-title='The whine, the squat witch, and trotting the globe' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/24\/the-whine-the-squat-witch-and-trotting-the-globe\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all the big words I had here, I&#8217;m afraid I had very little action. But not none. So, let&#8217;s catch up on life, liberty, and the pursuit of de-fluffification, shall we? 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