{"id":1870,"date":"2010-03-31T15:32:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T15:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2010-03-31T15:33:41","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T15:33:41","slug":"the-most-debaucherous-almost-half-marathon-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/31\/the-most-debaucherous-almost-half-marathon-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Debaucherous Almost Half Marathon Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yes, Saturday I walked 11.5 miles.\u00a0 The garmin says we did 13.25 miles and took about 5 hours, however, some of them were WAY too fast to be walking, so I think we got about 1-2 miles in the car.\u00a0 So totally an estimate, but I know FOR SURE we did more than 11.\u00a0 Why would I just decide to leave my house and spend that long on my feets?\u00a0 Because &#8211; it sounded like fun.\u00a0 I know, I&#8217;m completely nuts.<\/p>\n<p>We started the day around 12:30 leaving  the house (Zliten was aiming for 11am, I was aiming for noon, so a  little late but it worked out).\u00a0 I was wearing my new &#8220;adventure pants&#8221;  (spf 20 lightweight breathable khakis that can convert from pants to  shorts with a few zips &#8211; and even have an attachable bag to store them  in), which got their own theme song &#8211; something like &#8220;Adventure pants,  adventure pants, doin&#8217; the dance, adventure pants&#8230;&#8221;.\u00a0 We remembered  sunscreen this time, which was excellent, as we spent about the next 7  hours in the lovely sunny day.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier in the week I had started  to plan the route\/stops, but Zliten and I discussed it, and decided  just to go with the flow.\u00a0 So we left without a map, without a plan,  with just a few ideas of landmarks we&#8217;d like to walk past\/see.\u00a0 The one  thing we had decided was we were grabbing lunch somewhere on the way.\u00a0  We set out actually pretty hungry, but as we walked, we just started  getting pickier and pickier, and the one place we settled on wasn&#8217;t open  for another hour when we passed it &#8211; so we ended up almost downtown  (about 6.5 miles) before we passed the famous Texas Chili Parlor, and  popped in to split a sampler and a margarita.<\/p>\n<p>Thus begun a long,  lovely, epic, and debaucherous night.\u00a0 We employed the &#8220;one drink and  move on&#8221; method at most places, and stuck with margaritas before sunset,  and moved onto whiskey after dark (this may have been a bad decision,  but anyhoo).\u00a0 Pro tip: after walking a half marathon and drinking all  day &#8211; trying to subsist on some pineapple, a few bites of chili, one  piece of fried fish, and a few fries?\u00a0 Makes for a bit of a fuzzy night  12 hours from the time we left the house.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sofakingdrunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Drunk_Yoga_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"147\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What?\u00a0 I was just trying to get a little yoga in&#8230;heh.\u00a0 Sadly (or happily, not sure which), there are no pictures from that day.\u00a0 I just forgot to take any, but Zliten I guess decided to NOT chronicle the day.<\/p>\n<p>Some highlights though:<\/p>\n<p>-Having  the endurance and drive to do a walk like that.\u00a0 Feeling totally free  in my hometown (not having to worry about my car or transportation or  whatnot).\u00a0 Sure I was totally wasted the next day (and still recovering a  little today still) but man, that was cool.<\/p>\n<p>-It totally felt like a mini-vacation in my own city.\u00a0 I mean,  who just walks around like that seeing the sights if you live there?\u00a0 It  was awesome!<\/p>\n<p>-The tiniest bar in Texas &#8211; the owner and bartnender  were super friendly, and they had pretty tasty 2 dollar margaritas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Sunset  from the top deck of the Motlov with a pomegranite margarita.\u00a0 Awesome.<\/p>\n<p>-The  deck at the Patio.\u00a0 There were huge animal heads on the wall, the  fireplace was nice, and it was a really nice place.\u00a0 However, after the  sun set pretensious people came in and kinda ruined the vibe, and I felt  rather underdressed in my sneaks and khakis.<\/p>\n<p>-Getting denied  access to the last bar because I was too far gone.\u00a0 Yes, this is what the lack of food does.\u00a0 Good thing I&#8217;m not easily embarrassed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Good friends that came and saved the day at the  end of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Next time, we are going to learn from our (my)  mistakes, and try to enforce an earlier curfew, and make sure to get a  good, hearty, healthy meal in us before heading out instead of leaving it up to chance.\u00a0 But &#8211; this was way  too fun.\u00a0 I think I prefer hanging out downtown right before\/after  sunset &#8211; rather than closing them out at 2am.\u00a0 I think we&#8217;ll definitely have to do this again soon &#8211; but not too soon. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Do you find you walk more on vacation or at home?\u00a0 Have you ever just &#8220;seen the sights&#8221; or pretended you were on vacation in your hometown?<\/p>\n<div data-counters='1' data-style='square' data-size='regular' data-url='https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/31\/the-most-debaucherous-almost-half-marathon-ever\/' data-title='The Most Debaucherous Almost Half Marathon Ever' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_3'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div data-position='' data-url='https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/31\/the-most-debaucherous-almost-half-marathon-ever\/' data-title='The Most Debaucherous Almost Half Marathon Ever' class='linksalpha_container linksalpha_app_7'><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='facebook' class='linksalpha_icon_facebook'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='twitter' class='linksalpha_icon_twitter'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='googleplus' class='linksalpha_icon_googleplus'><\/a><a href='\/\/www.linksalpha.com\/share?network='mail' class='linksalpha_icon_mail'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/31\/the-most-debaucherous-almost-half-marathon-ever\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\" show-faces='false' width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yes, Saturday I walked 11.5 miles.\u00a0 The garmin says we did 13.25 miles and took about 5 hours, however, some of them were WAY too fast to be walking, so I think we got about 1-2 miles in the car.\u00a0 So totally an estimate, but I know FOR SURE we did more than 11.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-ua","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1870"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1875,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions\/1875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}