{"id":381,"date":"2008-12-30T17:58:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T17:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=381"},"modified":"2008-12-30T17:58:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T17:58:46","slug":"random-not-so-recipes-burritos-the-size-of-our-heads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/30\/random-not-so-recipes-burritos-the-size-of-our-heads\/","title":{"rendered":"Random (not-so) Recipes: Burritos the Size of Our Heads"},"content":{"rendered":"

So sometimes, you just have to order out.\u00a0 And what’s better than a gigantic burrito?\u00a0 Zliten, myself, and Mr. P were hanging around being couch potatoes on a Saturday and ordered up food to last us the rest of the day from Freebirds<\/a>.\u00a0 Essentially, it’s a local Chipotle<\/a>-type place where you can customize your burrito to your whims.\u00a0 You can actually make a great burrito there for right around 500 calories, and if you can finish it in one sitting, you’re more man than I.\u00a0 Which isn’t hard.\u00a0 Unless we’re talking pushups or running.\u00a0 At burrito eating, I am pretty much a wuss.<\/p>\n

So I, at the coercing of my peers, got not my usual half bird, but a full bird.\u00a0 They decided to go with the monster.\u00a0 There is a super monster burrito, but I think it’s the kind of thing you might put on a tray and serve at a party, or offer to an attacking tiger, not something fit for consumption by one human at one meal.\u00a0 When bringing home the bag, I think it was about 10 lbs, it felt like a bowling ball.\u00a0 It could have seriously injured someone if thrown properly.\u00a0 Here is documented evidence of burrito party ’08.<\/p>\n

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Mine is somehow longer, but way skinnier.<\/p>\n

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The boys breaking into heaven…<\/p>\n

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See, no joke, the size of his HEAD.<\/p>\n

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Pretty much, after this, I had to drop the camera and eat my own.\u00a0 It took me all through lunch and dinner, and I finally gave up on the last third of it and put the contents over a salad, which actually may have even been better, if possible.<\/p>\n

My poison consisted of a cayenne tortilla, chicken breast, black beans, a half scoop of rice, fajita veggies, corn salsa, garlic, onions, pico, tomatoes, lettuce, and hot sauce.\u00a0 Om.\u00a0 Nom.\u00a0 Nom.\u00a0 This place wins over chipotle because they list all their nutritional info on their website, and it is possible to create a healthy and lo cal burrito.\u00a0 Though, I really wish they’d do barbacoa, which is pretty much the best burrito filling ever.<\/p>\n

One warning: never eat this burrito before running.\u00a0 I’ve done it twice, and almost PUKED both times from burping up garlic and hot sauce.\u00a0 Do not try this at home, or especially in your gym.<\/p>\n

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So sometimes, you just have to order out.\u00a0 And what’s better than a gigantic burrito?\u00a0 Zliten, myself, and Mr. P were hanging around being couch potatoes on a Saturday and ordered up food to last us the rest of the day from Freebirds.\u00a0 Essentially, it’s a local Chipotle-type place where you can customize your burrito […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-69","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":393,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions\/393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}