{"id":383,"date":"2008-12-29T17:37:37","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2008-12-29T17:38:56","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:38:56","slug":"so-not-fierce-most-of-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/29\/so-not-fierce-most-of-the-time\/","title":{"rendered":"So Not Fierce Most of the Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am pretty much a cam-whore these days.\u00a0 No, not in the get-on-the-webcam-for-extra-money way, but I like being in pictures.\u00a0 I figure it’s excusable, because I have quite a few years of hating pictures of myself for which to compensate.\u00a0 However, I’m only sometimes-photogenic and have to take a lot of pictures to get some good ones.\u00a0 Getting good ones of me and Zliten is like a miracle – either he looks fantastic and I am sporting chins I didn’t know I had and half closed eyes, or he’ll look like he’s about to attack someone while I have the most darling smile that could melt an iceberg.\u00a0 Since I’m having a week of sort of “outtakes”, or posts I sort of let rot at the bottom of the draft bin, I figured I might as well make fun of myself here.<\/p>\n

Last week I thought I looked pretty cute in my new spiffy red shirt and lipstick, so I tried to get a good picture of myself.\u00a0 Here is probably what I would pick out of the bunch:<\/p>\n

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But the reality of night is I probably looked more like THIS gem:<\/p>\n

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Oy, mama would be proud.<\/p>\n

Then over the summer, this pic was snapped, which is actually one of my favorites of all time and is my facebook profile pic:<\/p>\n

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And then, the same night, this wonder was snapped:<\/p>\n

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I am totally never going to be president.\u00a0 Of anything.<\/p>\n

I guess the moral of this story is no one is completely un-photogenic, you just need a lot of practice to figure out how to make the most of what you’ve got in pictures. The best way to practice is to take lots of pictures, you’ll look good in some of them, and you have a much better chance of figuring it out if you’re snap happy.\u00a0 Usually the best ones happen when you’re not really trying or paying attention.\u00a0 Or maybe the moral of this story is to hide the camera when you’re drinking.\u00a0 Whatever the moral is, have a good chuckle, on me.<\/p>\n

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I am pretty much a cam-whore these days.\u00a0 No, not in the get-on-the-webcam-for-extra-money way, but I like being in pictures.\u00a0 I figure it’s excusable, because I have quite a few years of hating pictures of myself for which to compensate.\u00a0 However, I’m only sometimes-photogenic and have to take a lot of pictures to get some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paUhDu-6b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":392,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adjustedreality.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}