You go over to explore the treasure pile.  You pick through all sorts of discarded ornate armor, coins, chalices, and you find an odd magic wand.  It has two handles.  You hold on with both hands, pointing it at the dragon, thinking “Fireball!  Lightning bolt!  Reduce!”, but nothing happens.

As you put it down, it falls off the pile, and makes a loud CLINK CLANK CLUNK sound.  The dragon turns around and the next thing you know, you are crispy, with a side of dead.

THE END – try again.