You go left and he follows.  You only take a few steps before the soft dirt breaks apart and you both begin to fall… and fall… and fall.  You hit the ground.  Thankfully, the dirt is soft enough that you don’t hurt yourselves, but you are trapped.  In a cave.  A long way down.

Climbing is no use, you figure out after a few hours of trying.  You have half a candy bar in your pocket and he has the gum from a pack of baseball cards.  You won’t last long.

“Hellooooooo!  Anyone there?”

“Helllloooooooo?”

THE END – try again.